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  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on
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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via fake-mermaid)

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via looking-for-jenna)

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via crunchier)

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yoncevevo:

fuckyeahblackcelebrities:

nicki watching iggy perform

*kill bill sirens*


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